If you need a palate cleanser for Demi’s walk, jump to the 3:20 mark in that video, and take in Naomi Campbell’s Florida heir apparent stomping the nails out of that runway before that goddess greets her loyal subjects and knocks everyone out of their chairs by dropping it low and raising it high.
In the video below, Demi walks at the 1:17 mark, the 2:58 mark, the 3:34 mark, and the end. Never mind that the swimsuits look like they were designed by early-aughts frat boys whose vision board is made up of nothing but pics from a Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog and the 1999 AVN Awards (in other words ELEGANCE PERSONIFIED), Demi Rose got all the attention for her “ half-asleep while stumbling to the bathroom in the dark” walk. Demi Rose’s awkward stumble walk made the rounds, and after everyone made fun of it, she said that she’s laughing too, but she’s not much of a runway model (girl, we know), her shoes were too big, and she was going through it emotionally.ĭemi Rose and her wisdom tooth ass, which she got from exercise and diet and not from Kylie Jenner’s surgeon, made an appearance at the Oh Polly fashion show during Miami Fashion Week in July, but the video barely made the rounds this week. Since I graduated from Barbizon School of Modeling with honors* and was head of my runway walking class**, I am an authority on the art of the catwalk right up there with my colleague Naomi Campbell, so I have earned the right to shake my head at British bikini model Demi Rose for strutting down the runway like a college student with severe diarrhea who while running to the dorm bathroom sees the dude she has a crush on in the hallway so is trying to keep it calm and sexy.
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